Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie him in bowling
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
