If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room