It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best