It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…