The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk