We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death