The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…