I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe