The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
