Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up