I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
