The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
God is the world’s only super-bower
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…