You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
