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To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana