I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present