God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth