Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology