How to Win Friends and Influence people
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
God is the world’s only super-bower
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Love may never win but love always ties
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…