In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth