It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself