I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound