Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character