Why We’ll Never Bring Balance to the Gini Coefficient
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Never Win Anything
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone