My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
