I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life