Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
