A Tale of Us vs. Them
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
Never Win Anything
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…