When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–