It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out