The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death