Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…