All dressed down with nowhere to go

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome