My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling