An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us