In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
