Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle