It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel