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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Don’t Think of it as Being Let Go, Think of it as Liberation

When they replaced me at work with a robot
I was suddenly able to devote a lot more time
to not being the creative type

Altre opere di Chris Gaither...
I Prefer Football, but I Have to Admit, Soccer Is Life

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
“Be fruitful and multiply”

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
Sweatpantsdemic

All dressed down with nowhere to go
“Demolition Crew Accidentally Knocks Down Wrong Building in Baltimore”

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Here Be Dragons

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
Noasis

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Just So You Know

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
“Our nervous system is simultaneously being challenged by incompatible demands demanding both avoidance of contact with the SARSCov2 virus and the fulfillment of our biological imperative of connecting with others to feel calm and safe”

The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
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I Felt a Frisson of Fear at Your Frisson of Excitement

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
Get It Together

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…
It’s Impossible to Share and Impossible to Be Alone but It’s Possible to Do Both and We Crawled Out of the Ocean to Try

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
I’d Like to Introduce You to a Friend of Thine

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
The Platinum Rule

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Veritas

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is
Over a Barrel

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity



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