Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible