The Book of Numbers
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
God is the world’s only super-bower
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…