Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape