I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…