Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations