It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control