I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say