The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
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They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten