Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say