I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

If you Buy it You might Like it

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

I don’t get mad I get odd

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give