When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys