It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
