I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it