I Never Knew That
People think that the spork
didn’t include any aspects of the knife
because the serrated edge of the
prospective all-in-one utensil
kept slicing open the focus group participants’ mouths during testing
but really it was because
no one in the focus group
could consistently keep the first K silent
in kspork
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“The ultimate reason is to create a securitized order, a general neutralization of peoples on the basis of a final nonevent... the goal is the end of history... on the basis of a preventive terror putting an end to any possible event”
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
