The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us