There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell